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enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

decliners:

*walkin by a crime scene*

swiggity swag whats in the bag

*comin out to ur parents*

swiggity swag guess whos a fag

*slow computer*

swiggity swag why so much lag

*white girl on instagram*

swiggity swag why all the tags

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean