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Me:
What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or some shit.
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Friend:
Guess how much he waters his lilies.
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Me:
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Friend:
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Me:
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Friend:
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Me:
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Friend:
Always
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Me:
Go sit in a corner and think about what you just did