Me: What if you were Alan Rickman's neighbor and you just got to see him every day watering his petunias or some shit.
Friend: Guess how much he waters his lilies.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Always
Me: Go sit in a corner and think about what you just did
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